Do you jump up and down after each bite?

Also, no breakfast in bed?

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Mayo is ass. How do you deal with it? Plenty of shit white sauces imo.

But your mom says my nut sauce is the best.

Yes please. Also what’s the emergency phone number that I should dial?

This has been in place for quite some time.

“we don’t negotiate with terrorists”

If I know anything from my time in the Army, everyone just went over to the next hill and continued rolling around in the contaminated uniform.

What would they do if everyone on a given boat just straight up died from the plague?