Poison is his love language

I rarely take my socks off when I take off my shoes (unless they’re wet). Not out of principal or anything, out of laziness. Later I might decide I don’t feel like wearing socks any more and then take them off.

But I don’t put socks on in the first place, unless I’m about to go put on shoes. If I’m not wearing socks and my feet are cold I’ll get my slippers.

No, that’s why I put my socks on before I go out to put on my shoes.

Better dirty socks than dirty feet

I don’t keep my socks and shoes in the same place. So I put socks on in the bedroom, then go downstairs to put on shoes before going out

I remember Google used to send out maps showing where you’ve gone this month.

We KNOW where you’ve been!

Change them into what?