He means he’s anti-sunscreen.

It’s actually scary that it doesn’t seem like any journalists are trying. I thought we had a few independent ones left, but apparently not.

I remember when Facebook used to just show your friends posts in reverse chronological order. You could react to stuff in real time and it felt great. People would do stuff like watch sporting events and TV shows live and then react with all your friends online.

Then it changed to just pure alogrithm garbage filled with ads.

There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.

Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump’s balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn’t lose power. At least he died doing what he loved; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.

That’s how I talk to my cat.

“Meow!”

“Really?”

“MEEEOOOWW!”

"Oh my goodness, never in your whole life?"

“MEEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!!”

“Ok then let’s get you feed, you poor thing.”

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but I’ve read the article twice now and am coming up blank. What was the “first big ask” that the Trump lawyers lost on?

I agree the case is bullshit. I was just hoping to read something about the judge pressing them on something and them failing to have an answer or something. The headline doesn’t seem to be explained in the article.

Our bonuses are tied to Copilot adoption rates. But it’s not able to do anything useful for my actual work, so I have to use it for shit like “Copilot, take this emoji and make it holding a cartoon knife.”

Real glad my children won’t have any water for this.

A while back my work told us to stop using the word “guys” when referring to groups of people since it wasn’t inclusive.

I switched to “homies” and honestly it’s better in all situations.

Those quotation marks are doing some heavy lifting.

Ozzy Man’s videos are comedy gold. I don’t know if it’s the accent or the random Australian slang, but that shit cracks me up.

He’s looking up from hell, smiling.

We also have a 92 year old senator. I’ve heard he’s considering seeking reelection in 2 years.

Beat meat, oh it.

I hate that we’ve had to change this calculation from a billionaire to a trillionaire. Both are fucking disgusting numbers.

Also, I swear to God if anyone mentions compound interest I’m gonna strap you to one of Elon’s exploding rockets.

Yeah it’s a Democratic governor. Ain’t no way they’ve enough spine to appoint someone and let the courts sort it out.

Yeah most doctors refuse CPR. Very few people receive CPR and then have a good quality of life afterwards.

Edit: Relevant article https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/05/29/1177914622/a-natural-death-may-be-preferable-for-many-than-enduring-cpr

And by “punchline” you mean “Solid Snake’s absolute dump truck of an ass”.

The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion

Here’s an NPR article on it: https://www.npr.org/2026/06/30/nx-s1-5827039/supreme-court-campaign-finance

Backed by the Trump Justice Department, they contended that the only justification for imposing a fundraising limit on parties is to prevent corruption, but they maintained that there is no evidence that the law has prevented corruption.

We had the world’s richest man purchase his own government organization in the last election, but somehow we’re not worried about corruption?

I just imagined a pair of balls waking up from the Matrix, looking around, and going “put me back in.”