jbellows

I have to say: both posts are on point. Well played, both of you.

Yes, you could. You’d write it and then someone would say it was ridiculous. Redo better. Except it’s not a community college creative writing class. It’s our actual timeline. We’re living in the implausible badly written world.

Banana peel? A puddle of grease? What effect are we going for here? Are we looking to injure or going for painful death while everyone laughs?

Honestly, I’d hang with them. It’s the ones with the outfits AND the single unifying hair style that immediately mark them as chads. If you look, there’s a guy who’s asking himself why he agreed to this, and a dude who thinks this is both the dumbest but funniest thing they’ve done that week

This reminds me of a Talking Heads song. Very popular in the early 80s. Groovy intro, better than groovy chorus. Can’t remember the name for the life of me…

You’re my favorite customer