Guy Ingonito

Narratively, Julius Caesar

From an aristocratic family that had just suffered a major defeat/humiliation

Floated around the Mediterranean as a bottom to powerful men

The whole, got captured by pirates, had them raise his ransom, and then returned to kill them story

Formed a shadow council to control the world

Genococided the gauls

Had a love affair with Cleopatra

Became dictator for life

Got stabbed in the back by everyone close to him

People were just really concerned about email security

They like trump, and they want him to rule us like a king.

The unshakable right-wing belief that they can simply hit someone hard enough to get them to do what the want meets the reality of no country in history has ever surrendered from bombing

I hate every single person that allowed this to happen. If you voted for Trump or didn’t vote against him I hope you get a very painful cancer.