don’t eat anything that casts a shadow

Anyone who doesn’t exclusively survive on naturally dried up lichen ain’t no real vegan in my book!

This guy doesn’t even know how to breathe without doing something illegal, does he…?

Well, they certainly helped keep our granaries pest-free.

(Also, when people started killing cats instead of rats it probably had quite negative consequences for civilization… though, to be fair, the black death probably set the right circumstances for the rise of the middle class, and the renaissance… so lose some win some, I suppose.)