Oh my gods, I can’t believe I never thought to do this.

Oh god, the shadow people! I thankfully have not seen them in some time, but damn.

Ouch, facts.

They want something to be nominally angry about because we all made fun of them for only caring about gas prices. This is cover. I won’t assume intentionality where irrationality has always reigned, but the holier-than-thou crowd prefers a spiritual boogeyman to admitting they are just selfish little children.