ok listen i agree with the sentiment but this smacks of ‘behold, i have presented myself as the chad and you as the soyjack, therefore i win!’

but that’s not the point, the point is to show any potentially-suicidal person that jumping will not kill them, so they won’t even bother to jump

AND CARBONARA IS DELICIOUS

the constant snide remarks at liberals are the same as the constant snide remarks at millennials, it’s a circlejerk that accomplishes nothing but make yourself feel superior