My speech on me not being a sex trafficker has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my speech on how I’m not a sex trafficker

– Melania, probably

I always use check.torproject.org. If I’m not on Tor, it gives me my IP, if I am on Tor it verifies that. Good for both.

Such presidential language. *chefs kiss*

And all theoretical physiscists are pulling their hair thinking, “why wasn’t the Higgs like 4 times as big or fucking something”