I’m the olden days before the Internet, we’d tape a note to our smartphone then ship it to Google, who would read the note and put the videos you wanted on it, and post it back.

Lando Calrissian gives me Power Metal vibes, especially with the cape.

Looks great! I was hoping for chicken-fried rice, where you “bread” the rice grains with flour and spices, and then deep fry the whole thing. Your version is much healthier.