ol_capt_joe

I vote the dumbass turkey to be the national bird of the US 🦃 No more eagle for you until you clean up this fucking mess!

They don’t want him either. Maybe he can just drift away on one of Peter Thiel’s seasteadings like they always dreamed. Then maybe it will sink to the bottom of the ocean like we always dreamed ☺️

Sorry I couldn’t read this comment, I was busy binging a netflix series / doomscrolling twitter or facebook / shopping on amazon or temu / wallowing in depression due to a lack of hobbies, nightlife, affordable housing and other necessities / getting bombed by the Russians / … ah, who am I kidding, I’m just illiterate 🤷

Do you mean today* weekends, as in whatever today is, it’s the weekend? No objection from me 👌

(But yeah, first line of the article said they used to only have Saturdays off.)

…and then he turned into a filet-O-ish and ate himself? …and everyone looked for JD but he got trapped in the cushions Old Man Willow style?