Hahahahahaha… sad fucking laughs…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL0zfbmhAPQ

Shit was half predicted before I graduated high school.

Oh fuck that, we’re too lazy, we’re waiting for his upcoming natural aneurysm to take him out.

We’re vegan around here right? Okay not necessarily, but JD will still fuck the couch right?

You act as if there’s only one phone in the room. No, there’s 4 active devices with microphones right now. Not all belong to me…

Yo, you both make good points. Sorry I didn’t explain the joke/banter we were discussing.

We (in person) were joking for around 10 minutes or so about a crazy woman that literally wanted to have 6 children with me and move to Canada.

She’s crazy and was recently evicted, but we continue to joke about it. But it really makes me wonder, what if the microphones and AI shit around hear our silly banter and take it seriously, like thinking I’m about to move to Canada (I’m not).

Long question short, does AI know the difference between serious words or jokes?

No shit? Really? Is this the world we live in now?

Damn ☹️

I’m definitely no political enemy, we had just been silly bantering about a former crazy neighbor of ours for about 10 minutes…

https://lemmy.world/comment/23085460

So, would AI hear our banter and actually think we seriously intend to move to Canada?

I know, your username is all the shit you need to smear.

Carry on Mr. Mayor! 💩

This sounds like useful advice, thank you 👍

‘So yesterday, my penis fell off as I approached a volcano of boiling uranium and mercury, in Minecraft’

I’m really confused here, what do you mean?

I’m referring to two friends right next to each other, talking silly shit in person, like what’s the random phone microphone and associated AI think of the words it hears?

We (me and my roommate) just got done joking about a crazy woman that wanted to have 6 babies with me and wanted to move to Canada 😂🤣

I’m not asking about any AI chatbot, I’m asking what do the random phone microphones and associated AI systems think of random jokes it heard?

Praise be to …

That dumb fucker really said that shit, on Easter no less huh?

🍊🤡

Meh, I can’t even scratch my own ears right, that’s why I use cotton swabs every few days or so. Our dog Brownie lets me clean his ears out every few months or so too, and he loves it!

Yeah yeah, I know, you’re not supposed to put cotton swabs in your ears. That’s just the companies covering their own asses against potential ruptured eardrums, but I’m pretty sure most everyone does it anyways, just gotta be careful, obviously.

The doctor says to pop 2 Fukitols a day…

https://fukitol.com/

Vision, ~20/500 severely nearsighted sucks.

No I ain’t about to get surgery for it, my glasses do me just fine, but still it would at least feel like I had infinitely better vision if I had 20/20 vision…

On Android, I highly recommend and regularly use Léon - The URL Cleaner. It’s about as plain and simple of an app there is, just Register Léon as browser (this makes the URL Cleaner app available when you share a link), and set the Action after clean to whatever you like (I set it to Copy to clipboard, then paste the cleaned link from clipboard wherever I’m looking to actually share).

Sure it takes a few seconds longer to share a cleaned up link, but it does exactly what it’s supposed to do and strips all that tracking shit off the links you wanna share.

• https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.svenjacobs.app.leon&hl=en-US
• https://f-droid.org/packages/com.svenjacobs.app.leon/
• https://github.com/leon-cleaning-services/leon

Fuck, I opened the can, and it went MOO…