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Yeah my ex wife made me pretty self conscious about it. Like its all fun and games until she said “ow.”

I’m in a new relationship and I havent hit yet, but she knows Im larger. Given how easy I’ve bottomed out my ex, im a bit worried, because it gonna be soon if we can find an opportunity (takes about an hour to get to her place).

Fallatio has usually resulted in painful jaws and a lack of satisfaction for both parties because of it.

Not to mention toilets. Nothing is quite so uncomfortable.

Oh, sorry! You’ve been on this elevator for a while. Try jumping next?

Open to suggestions.

I don’t think any of y’all know how well protected this asshole is

Panic because if 1 year is an exploit,

Im not saying shit about the age gap between me and my girlfriend.