Halloween is coming and I need ideas 🤔

She should be afraid of the death penalty for treason.

So, in a way, she should be quite happy to only be worried about legal fees.

I know where crime per capita is totally out of control. In and around the immediate vicinity of 1600 Pennsylvania.

It’s not even the proper name. It’s the only name. The same name it’s had for hundreds of years.

A stupid, non-binding document signed by a sad piss-stained 80 year old doesn’t mean shit.

Windows 10 is not outdated. It’s currently supported, with security updates available through at least October 2027.

Just wanted to make sure people knew that.

Whoa guys, lookout! This judge “could” do it and he doesn’t use the word “could” lightly.

Extremely minor chance of minor consequences. For the biggest coverup of the biggest scandal.

It’s not even that conspiratorial. It’s even more stupid. It’s “the GOP primary, organized and administered by my own GOP party, so that the GOP party can pick their candidate to run in the general election, is…rigged!!11!!1!1”

Yes, for sure. Immediately.

I was on a $9M research contract that was cancelled by DOGE. Their website listed that contract as $9M saved. The problem? We were nearly done with the work. We had spent $8M.

The remaining $1M of work was data review, publishing findings, and preparing public datasets and documentation.

So they only “saved” $1M. But really, they lost $8M because at contract end we were instructed to destroy all the collected data and the government ended up with basically nothing. So that work and those findings will never see the light of day.

Cancelling that contract at that point was the work of fucking idiots.

That’s just one story. The DOGE website has thousands of cancelled contracts listed.

“That would be the stupidest thing he could possibly do”

That’s how you know what exactly will happen. It’s been this way since 2015.

This guess isn’t based on evidence or actions or his own words, unfortunately. Aug 2 will come and pass with zero action other than ‘concern.’

Yep, completely gutless/meaningless: “If the Senator is unable to respond for either of those or other conditions, consider this letter a demand for his Senate staff to be honest and transparent with the people of Kentucky.”

It should be a specific date and time when he’ll start the replacement process with a specific date and time when he expects the new person to be sworn in.

Holy shit, that video. That sunfish picked the wrong day to be a sunfish.

Good! When can we start lining up to pee on his grave?

While there has been no indication that McConnell plans to resign

There’s no indication that McConnell is capable of making any plans for anything right now. Step one is proving he’s alive. Step two is proving he’s mentally capable. If neither is true, he needs to be impeached, like yesterday.

I changed this to birthday instead of death and tested it on my wife. Got a good groan and sigh, so this one is a keeper.

Proof is coming in 2 weeks!

Terms of Surrender with massive reparation payments.

Starting to think this guy shouldn’t be in charge of the nukes.

Or foreign policy.

Or domestic policy.

Or federal agencies.

Or a run down donut shop.

Or putting his own pants on.

Sure would:

Goldman Sachs quietly crowned CEO David Solomon the early 2025 pay leader among Fortune 500 company chiefs with a double-digit percentage raise that puts him above both JPMorgan’s Jamie Dimon and Disney’s Bob Iger.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can we talk about real issues please?

What bathroom does Caitlyn Jenner use?