You could but it stinks, dog poop has a way stronger smell. Some people train their dogs to use the toilet which is a lot of work and doesn’t really reduce the number of walks you need to take.

By default windows does block unverified binaries. It’s pretty annoying. You have to click more info and then run anyway:

I can still hear the harddrives spin up when someone starts watching something on my homelab. I do miss the clickies, I wonder if you could hook up the disk activity led to a speaker to create fake clicks.

If you are a random stranger then probably best not to. If you have built a rapport like in the post above then you should know how they will react and do it if you think it won’t cause offence.

if you are going 100km/h north or south you are revolving around the earth at about 69μHz