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Most GOS users would not consider these replacements

Beltalowda!

And compounding for multiple offenses

What did you do all night in your sleep to make you that nasty?

I felt the same but with people that had no idea how to be by themselves

It’s almost like there’s a religion that covers most all beliefs. Like the religious machine doesn’t even care who gives them money while providing moral elitism at the same time

Thanks! I read the main page but missed this

LinkedIn loads an invisible tracking element … zero pixels wide, hidden off-screen, that sets cookies on your browser without your knowledge

Uh, what? Hidden “off-screen”? In a browser? I’ve been doing web dev for decades and have no idea what that means. Can someone explain how this is supposed to make any kind of sense?

Yep, fire everyone doing science. That’ll show those Chinese who can do science!

I wasn’t aware of this comic, thank you for remedying that!

What would you have used, buttons?

The extra 1% is for extra gayness

Milk brand snob? JFC…

Musk / Bezos / any CEO: HEHEHE you said “duty”

(They don’t give a shit)

This is going to be a very difficult hill to die on as time goes on…

Hetzner VPS?

Twist: you secretly own those companies too

Wow! You’re a treasure trove of bad opinions…

Anybody can use tricky math and crow about the results. So, even though you are most likely wrong, it doesn’t matter. I couldn’t care less if every American tripled their wages under Trump because that tiny-handed, mushroom-dicked, orange pedophile rapes kids. Your achievements cease to matter once you put your dick in a kid. Your opinion ceases to matter once you defend someone who puts their dick in a kid.

The purpose of organized religion. Before that, it was just people doing their best to explain really weird shit the world did