Skeezix

Got my first real sex thing
Out behind the five and dime
She sucked until my dick was red
Was the summer of “69”

Last night i dreamt of some bagels.

Young girl with eyes like potatoes

What? It’s not wrapped up like a douche?

And if it was war she wouldn’t wear much more.

You’re right. We shouldn’t make jokes at their expanse.

Over on /conservative it’s Biden’s fault he has to annihilate a civilisation