We’re all just hamsters in God’s microwave, and at this point, I’m just waiting for him to turn that fucker on

Okay… Who let Grandpa out of the dementia ward???

But for real… Seeing the president tweet (or truth, whatever, idgaf) shit like this is still fuckin wild to this day…

Generally speaking, male dogs tend to lift a leg to pee while the females tend to squat. It’s nowhere near foolproof, of course, but you can usually say for sure that a dog is male if it’s lifting a leg. That said, I know plenty of male dogs that squat, or do the “lazy lift” where you can’t quite tell. So y’know…