bro… that’s earth man. That’s where I live buddy

I’ll pay you £10 to lick it

*Looks at all the training data*

The point isn’t efficiency. The point is cruelty.

Woah. Thanks for this.

“should have got the Cloak of Encumbrance”

Cloak of Knowledge: “Should’ve got the Cloak of Understanding”

London’s calling, on the answering phone.
Please leave a message, at the end of the tone.

*smiles, then pisses self whilst making a sandwich*

easy there, honest mistake

"Me, I’ve got a secret motor in the bottom bracket powered by batteries in the shaft

This was widely seen as a good move