filled with gravity

imagining

“Hey kids! Time to make the prank of all time even more timeless! The Whoopee3000: Supermassive Black Hole Addition Edition. Get yours today! Not responsible for worm holes.”

… yeah no clue if I’m on the right track with the physics here, tbh I’m not even sure I have regular gravity down pat

Has someone made an SCP entry for these guys yet? Akin to the one they made for that one IKEA but even more meta somehow?

I’d like to see how this story ends.