My grandiose narcissistic boss… waiting for this f*cker to get retired.

Then I gonna open the most expensive bottle of champagne I can afford to buy!

Are you ok?

Fossilised?

Don’t want to sound rude but fossilised means turned into a rock…

I know because I love palaeontology and I‘m a fossil hunter.

Don’t ban me guys, I’m just an average paleo nerd

46 000 000 years ago?

I’m pretty sure that dinosaurs didn’t exist in Eocene.

For those who feel the urge to correct me, yes birds are theropods

Smashing Pumpkins

My beloved

Rick James Super Freak lol

Well, have you ever met fellow humans?

Why would anyone want to execute Argentinosaurus?!

Valid point

Poor Gimli…

Huh?!

Blasphemy!

Anything Nirvana

YouTube, I go country by country, from period to period. I even have my own favourite medieval piece of music!

Hell naw…what do you mean human scale, my foot is probably smaller than yours

Don’t get me started with thumbs…

Where’s my personal freedom as a non smoker?

Because obviously, most smokers don’t give a two sh*ts about other people