Or if you actually have the heart conditions it treats

There are two types of people in this world. Those who piss in the shower, and liars.

It won’t, because Battleshits is where you install Battle Ship between two toilet stalls.

What are you ripping with? There’s software out there where you can select the episodes and it’ll spit out individual files with a naming convention you specify.

I like it as a group activity, like poker night, but casinos are depressing.

It’s ethylene glycol that’s commonly in antifreeze, but ethanol protects against that too. I believe methanol is common in windshield wiper fluid, though.

How do you beat a movie?

Where did you read that?

I’m not sure you’re still a tourist if you’re living in the area.

I like to ask the “I have nothing to hide” people if I can go paw through their underwear drawer.

I mean, most everyone wears it, so it’s not like it’s something to hide, right?

Yeah, I agree

Take whatever job you can find that pays enough to live on while you work on your next career move.

I was laid off from a high paying IT engineer position in Feb 25, and I got a job doing manual labor at a school until I was able to transition that into a IT position there.

I’m making less than 50% of what I was before, which sucks, but that’s public sector for ya.

You got your wish!

If you support fascism and actively work to help facilitate the fascist takeover of your country, you’re a fascist.

There are many, many alarming parallels between what the Trump administration is doing and what the Nazi party did to gain power, so it’s not exactly baseless to call him one.

It’s just that this time instead of Jews, it’s Hispanics who are getting genocide.

There are some good ones out there, but they’re not the ones with huge followings.

Do you really think the government didn’t already have a backdoor?

It’s like people forgot about everything Snowden leaked.

Bloodletting is still a legitimate medical treatment, now called therapeutic phlebotomy.

Some medicines, like testosterone, can increase your hemoglobin or blood count, so donating blood is the fix for it.

Same with acetaminophen poisoning.

Ethanol can help protect your liver from the damage an acetaminophen overdose causes.

You’d think that doubling up on liver harming substances would have an additive effect, but nope.