Midnight Wolf

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If you come sit on my lap, it can be~

Teacher, they are fucking on the jungle-gym agaaaaain

gasp people might like our country? PUNISH THEM. WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE, ENJOYING THEMSELVES?! THEY DISGUST ME.

Captain Crunch: visibly distraught on his box

I mean, I had 3 hot dog buns to tide me over until dinner last week. Couple of pieces of bread isn’t that far out-there.

I will give you 8 hours of my labor for 3 McDollars.

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Do we actually know if he knows how to write? Or the alphabet, really. If I give him a generous pass on the D (which wouldn’t be the first time he’s heard that), none of the other characters even remotely look like anything but /\/\/

Monkey paw: you are granted unlimited food but the corporations recieve full compensation, so while world hunger drops, so does the quality of food, and new companies cannot break into the market because they are immediately bought by the conglomerates and quality drops, so nobody wants to eat

Wait, they had two instances of not real? They are learning too much.