20 years ago this would have sounded so exciting, and the doomers would have been declared to “have just seen too many movies”.

Now its just scary.

Ive been told that given the language of the time, it roughly translated to “jackass-walking”

Cant help with reality here. Not in USA.

In UK I just round it up to the nearest note with the phrase “keep the change pal”. I look like a fairly generous guy if the change is 4.90. I look like a condescending prick if the change is 0.10.

At that point though im out the door so I dont have to deal with gratitude or the ol’ stinkeye

Just hypothetically, because obviously this wont be happening, but where would they go?

“Could free up to 230,000 homes”. That’ll be about a million people including children suddenly with no home. Thats going to help how?

I always skim read everything unless its really interesting or important.

It AlWaYs ReAdS lIkE tHiS tO mE.

I dont think the people whod vote for him are angry at the system, they’re angry at their choices.

We dont hate the bus, we hate the fact that The Joker is about to get behind the wheel. We want a real bus driver, who knows the route and has passed the relevant exams, but that doesnt seem to be an option for some reason.

Bin it is.

Its GTA. Anything they do is an amazingly brilliant effective tactic because it will work no matter what it is.

I would fucking love to work advertising there. You literally cant fail

It lives in the internet it lives in the internet oh god help me it lives in the internet

TIL what The Lost Levels was. Young me assumed they just had some extra storage space on the Mario Allstars cartridge and needed to fill it with something so just stuck any old shit in.

Might go back and play it and maybe appreciate it this time.

I expect an influx of new hornyposters soon. Turns out theres a fixed quantity of horny and she was hogging it all.

Top notch idea

Watering a Chinese succulent!?

Itll be really depressing, because itll still be GOTY and bestselling game of all time and make record number of mtx ane subscriptions.

I have it on good authority the lead singer is a male prostitute

I’ll counter this with any “real housewives” tv drama bullshit.

Proves that women are all etcetc

The worst is hes on the “right side of history” there. Pretty much every boss in every company in every industry seems to go “lets go AI yeah bwoi”.

What if its a violeticus situation?