Leftover bread is worse because im eating whatever left and cheese is nicer than bread.

Unless its awful cheese or super premium bread.

Sorry I’m going through a tunnel

There is a positive for him, guaranteed cementing in the history books. Either humanity as a whole dies and he doesnt care because hes dead soon anyway, or theres specifically classes being taught about him.

Imagine how (in)famous Hitler is. In 50 years itll be “Hitler Who?”.

Im not your guy fwiend

Imagine doing sassy-food-merchant social-media viral-marketing about global terrorism in real time.

Something very fundamental has perverted in us.

Option 3 : WW3 and kill off all the poors

I dont want to sound like I’m piling on with encouragement to violence, but its pretty wild to me that we have a handful of specific names.

My assumption for why people prefer it is because its more intuitive. You just ask the computer. Its like asking someone on the street. You can use sentences and descriptive language and you’ll get an answer that basically walks you through the steps as if it was a person explaining it to you.

You’re describing the uncanny valley where if something looks and behaves human, but isnt, you get the creeps. Its fun to freak yourself out by thinking “why are we so fundamentally afraid of something that looks like us but isnt? What could there have been?”

On top of everything it turns out fucking TOAST is trying to give me cancer?

Fuck this gay earth

This is me just learning that I can report posts in the shitpost community.

Gonna start reporting politics. Thanks for the tip OP!

Is it bad that smooth-brained entertainment for Nintendo enjoyers sounds about exactly what I’m equipped to handle right about now?

Like zoning out to some seriously tepid nostalgia-slop sounds good.

I cant see the elephants or the turtle.

Just make a new account man its so easy. Im only here cause I got tired of making new accounts.

Do yourself a favour. Dont sort by All

They’re not though, they’re going out of their way to attack stuff 10,000,000,000 times its weight. For nothing.

Im the king of the swingers

His thinking is augmented

Depends on how extreme, but a couple pints a night will raise less eyebrows than saying “i dont drink”

Id he more inclined to take your suggestion seriously if you weren’t a known prick