cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45052471

Something juicy. Something you wouldn’t admit to irl but you’re willing to divulge behind the safety of a keyboard

  • Vupware@lemmy.zip
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    1 month ago

    One time in middle school, poop slipped out of my bunghole, wrangled its way out of my boxers and out the leg of my shorts while I was walking to my mom’s car.

    I played it cool, just kept walking in a straight line. Never heard anything about it, but who knows if it was witnessed.

    E: y’all are pussies. Share the tea.

    • felsiq@piefed.zip
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      1 month ago

      I’ve tagged you as “shat themself and walked it off” so that future me knows not to fuck with you in any circumstances

      For real tho, this is a hilarious story and thank you for sharing it