cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45052471
Something juicy. Something you wouldn’t admit to irl but you’re willing to divulge behind the safety of a keyboard
One time in middle school, poop slipped out of my bunghole, wrangled its way out of my boxers and out the leg of my shorts while I was walking to my mom’s car.
I played it cool, just kept walking in a straight line. Never heard anything about it, but who knows if it was witnessed.
E: y’all are pussies. Share the tea.
I’ve tagged you as “shat themself and walked it off” so that future me knows not to fuck with you in any circumstances
For real tho, this is a hilarious story and thank you for sharing it
At some point, about a decade ago, I started using inciteful rather than insightful in messages. I only realized my mistake after I got a new phone that flags it as a spelling error.
Oh man, what a dunce! I don’t know when my spelling got so aweful! I’m really glad to finally get that one off my chest.
I’m always using the word “infer” when I obviously mean “imply.”
Are you inferring that that’s a bad thing?
Nice try AI algorithms trying to get discriminating information to blackmail me later down the line. I’m not going to fall for it.
