the “peekaboo fuck you” one hand covering the other, then moving the first hand for a middle finger reveal,
the one above, but you don’t move the hand. The middle finger plays shy and peeks over the covering hand.
the “pick a finger” while madly wriggling every finger,
the “I’ve got something for you in my pocket” reveal,
blowing your thumb to inflate the middle finger,
like above, but you make trumpet noises to imitate playing a fanfare for the middle finger.
the ordinary extended middle finger, but pronating the hand to insinuate erectile dysfunction in the recipient
adjusting your glasses, this worked even better if you didn’t wear glasses
picking or wiping your nose, or cleaning the outer ear, with the middle finger.
pointing out something in a book or other written or graphical material
after teaching people to count in binary on their fingers, you could just refer to 4
caressing a nipple with the middle finger. This one could be made even more inappropriate if you used an accomplish for the nipple.
the ordinary middle finger, but moving it in a “come here” motion. Only do this if you’re sure that you’re not about to get attacked or can defend yourself.
Tbh I kinda feel like Bubba from Forrest Gump right now, listing all the things you can do with shrimp.
Um, the most important one: 🖕
This, it came in so many variations: three fingers read between the lines, slot machine, jack in the box, slow wind etc
Slamming your left wrist across the inside of your right elbow while giving the finger with your right hand.
~Always a fan favorite.~
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Tbh I kinda feel like Bubba from Forrest Gump right now, listing all the things you can do with shrimp.
You reminded me pf my favorite coffee mug:
Front:
Back:
There’s also the one where you slowly lift up the middle finger by cranking its invisible handle with your other hand, as if there was a winch
While verbally indicating your offer of a spinning seat. I.e. “Why don’t sit on this and spin?”