• ergonomic_importer@piefed.ca
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      3 days ago

      You have 30 minutes to move your car.
      You have 10 minutes.
      Your car has been impounded.
      Your car has been crushed into a cube.
      You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

      • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2 days ago

        If you do not remedy this malparkage within 72 hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.

        • unrelated episode, but also classic