Humanity is a species that makes pointy sticks and increasingly more complicated ways to boil water
which pointy stick best
That’s determined by an elaborate stick measuring contest, called “war”.
#2 looks very organized
Is a bullet a stick? Does the deformation of the bullet disqualify it even though it happens after it is used but before it has an effect?
No, Patrick.
But Drones > Bullets
And Sticks > Drones
Therefore sticks are superior.To be fair, pointy sticks sometimes stop being pointy sticks when someones forcefully getting their point across.
What about if someone attacks you with a banana?!
First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him.
… you have now rendered him ‘elpless.
Palin: Suppose he’s got a bunch.
Sgt.: Shut up.
Idle: Suppose he’s got a pointed stick.
You shot him! You shot him dead!
You get the spin effect on your kart.
War.
War never changes.
Is hunting a mammoth a military exercise?
They’re not hunting it. The mammoth is charging with them. Notice it also has pointy sticks.
