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minus-squareim_fine_sandy@nord.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·4 days agoExactly. Im pretty sure graduates aren’t beating down her door for the opportunity to work for her. Sniffing her own farts too much.
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 days agoIt’s 2026 and yes, I can imagine that there are some rich college kids who think paying for an internship with her would be a smart move. They’d get a chance to build up contacts and see how she operates. Telling the Queen how good her farts smell has long been a path to success.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoBut only for those incapable of learning to live off lentils
minus-squareBane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoIdk there’s a bunch of ‘contacts’ I know, and I’d think someone is a shitheel if another shitheel was talking them up
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoUmmm, it’s 2026. What exactly makes you think that being scum is somehow a barrier to success?
minus-squareBane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoIt’s not, I’m not the one checking references.
Exactly.
Im pretty sure graduates aren’t beating down her door for the opportunity to work for her.
Sniffing her own farts too much.
It’s 2026 and yes, I can imagine that there are some rich college kids who think paying for an internship with her would be a smart move.
They’d get a chance to build up contacts and see how she operates.
Telling the Queen how good her farts smell has long been a path to success.
But only for those incapable of learning to live off lentils
Idk there’s a bunch of ‘contacts’ I know, and I’d think someone is a shitheel if another shitheel was talking them up
Ummm, it’s 2026. What exactly makes you think that being scum is somehow a barrier to success?
It’s not, I’m not the one checking references.