No, they’re not half decent for preparing a meal.

Yeah, and their “kitchens” suuuuck

That’s why I always leave a tip (what others call an “upper decker”).

A halfway decent kitchen

By “both” keys, you mean both sets of replacements you got because you kept locking yourself out of the room, right?

And why did they have to do it human style

Why not an audiomap?

Directly-in-pants-poopers

All sold out except for the album. Fuck.

Like I could afford a DVD player

Most people are idiots.

Interlacing is trash, fight me

What was the first one?

You think they ever cared about optics?

Well I didn’t vote for her

Clop clop

It’s both.

The ones I can’t remember, or the ones I don’t want to remember?

Those are both part of the problem.

I know, I worked there for almost a decade.