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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 18 days ago

Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain

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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 18 days ago
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  • schildfrosch@feddit.org
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    18 days ago

    splatter definitely gets on the nozzle

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      18 days ago

      Yeah but like it’s self washing after a few sec

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        18 days ago

        Sanitized != sterilized

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          You might want to look up the definition of the word sanitized. 🤭

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            18 days ago

            I work in biotech.

            Sanitizing should not be confused with sterilizing. While sanitizing reduces microorganisms to a safe level, sterilizing removes all microorganisms from an item.

            https://blog.foodsafety.ca/understanding-difference-between-cleaning-sanitizing-sterilizing

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              The bidet isn’t getting sanitized. Just rinsed a bit.

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              I’m gonna bet you’re not putting your dishes and utensils through an autoclave.

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                I’m not putting shit in my dishwasher though

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