Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agoIts what he would have wantedlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1imageIts what he would have wantedlemmy.dbzer0.comDazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agomessage-square19linkfedilink
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoUgh, it was his final wish; here goes! Proceeds to double tap the priest first, because they’ve been using magic to convert bread and wine into flesh and blood for decades. Don’t want to turn my back to them during a fight.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoPriest instantly turns into a bottle of Rosé and some ciabatta
minus-squareQuetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoIt is soon discovered that 90% of the Church hierarchy is artificially-created bread-and-wine homunculi.
Ugh, it was his final wish; here goes! Proceeds to double tap the priest first, because they’ve been using magic to convert bread and wine into flesh and blood for decades. Don’t want to turn my back to them during a fight.
Priest instantly turns into a bottle of Rosé and some ciabatta
It is soon discovered that 90% of the Church hierarchy is artificially-created bread-and-wine homunculi.