eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days agoMalaphorslemmy.caimagemessage-square154linkfedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down16file-text
arrow-up11Karrow-down1imageMalaphorslemmy.caeightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square154linkfedilinkfile-text
I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squareHotDog7@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·5 days ago“This is a tough nut to swallow” “It’s not the end of the day”
minus-squaregothmog@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 days agoFor the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 days agoYou need to eat more pineapple
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“This is a tough nut to swallow”
“It’s not the end of the day”
For the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.
You need to eat more pineapple
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