Now I want to see porn stars doing track and field events … I’m curious to know how their stamina might transfer to different disciplines.
Woild also be nice to get a statistical breakdown of athlete sex during the Olympics. Like, how much is hetero, how long it lasts, how much of it’s kinky, etc
These are the Olympic stories I want to hear. Yeah, a guy won the decathlon with mismatched garbage shoes. Cool I guess. I’d rather hear about the heroic sprinter that somehow took gold despite getting their ass pounded so hard the night before that they saw god.
Now I want to see porn stars doing track and field events … I’m curious to know how their stamina might transfer to different disciplines.
Woild also be nice to get a statistical breakdown of athlete sex during the Olympics. Like, how much is hetero, how long it lasts, how much of it’s kinky, etc
These are the Olympic stories I want to hear. Yeah, a guy won the decathlon with mismatched garbage shoes. Cool I guess. I’d rather hear about the heroic sprinter that somehow took gold despite getting their ass pounded so hard the night before that they saw god.
That’s how you get me to watch the Olympics.
Something something high protein diet …