Someone give this poor cat his ring back!
I wish there was a Nobel Prize for photography.
I wish there was a Nobel Prize for pornography.
That seems more of an Olympic sort of thing …
I mean I’m given to understand they’re already fucking each other enough to deplete the condom reserves. Just film it and start handing out medals.
Now I want to see porn stars doing track and field events … I’m curious to know how their stamina might transfer to different disciplines.
Woild also be nice to get a statistical breakdown of athlete sex during the Olympics. Like, how much is hetero, how long it lasts, how much of it’s kinky, etc
These are the Olympic stories I want to hear. Yeah, a guy won the decathlon with mismatched garbage shoes. Cool I guess. I’d rather hear about the heroic sprinter that somehow took gold despite getting their ass pounded so hard the night before that they saw god.
That’s how you get me to watch the Olympics.
Something something high protein diet …
The space. The space between my paws. It’s like a thing. I can see it! I can’t explain it, but I’m holding fucking nothing bro. I’m actually holding nothing! Whoa.
Curses! Thou hath foiled my plans once more, o window thingy, and I shan’t forget thy treachery!
That’s an amazing/horrible/terrifying picture and I don’t know which. But it’s definitely a picture.
“How do they do that with their thumbs?! The secret knowledge must be mine!”
“The fish was this big!”
I thought that was Yoda for a second.
looks more like gollum
Where is the preciousssss!
It’s a little goblin, so cute :)
Reenacting the stone breaker big strong hands scene, I see. :)
The dark side is strong in him
Saturn devouring his (invisible) son.
Was it the cats use of the braincell that slipped thru his fingers?
Who else can see the man looking out the window? Maybe my brightness is too low. Pun unintended
