potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI've been "forgetting" for 3 months now and she hasn't caught on, yet.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1348arrow-down111
arrow-up1337arrow-down1imageI've been "forgetting" for 3 months now and she hasn't caught on, yet.lemmy.worldpotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square37linkfedilink
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoYeah who is out shopping for sweatpants, takes a pair off the rack and says “fuck yea my ass gonna say Juicy”?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoLook at leftenant dry ass over here
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThat’s CAPTAIN dry ass to you.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoi refuse to recognize any captain without a juicy bottom
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoRecognize my authoritah!
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoIt would unbecoming of an officer and a gentleman!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThat’s what makes it so felicific.
Yeah who is out shopping for sweatpants, takes a pair off the rack and says “fuck yea my ass gonna say Juicy”?
Look at leftenant dry ass over here
That’s CAPTAIN dry ass to you.
i refuse to recognize any captain without a juicy bottom
Recognize my authoritah!
Juice that bottom!
It would unbecoming of an officer and a gentleman!
That’s what makes it so felicific.