Gas is almost $5 nationally.
U.S. is committing war crimes indiscriminately.
Iran war spiraling out of control.
Billionaire pedophiles control everything.
Minority rights are significantly backsliding.
Gaping hole where the east wing used to be.
Unfortunately, a lot of Americans are more upset about the ballroom and the blue pool than they are the genocides and pedophilia.
Not all of us, but, definitely most Americans absolutely deserve the Century of Humiliation that is about to occur here. Whatever happens to us, the world (and likely China) will be too kind in comparison to what we deserve.
Gas is almost $5 nationally. U.S. is committing war crimes indiscriminately. Iran war spiraling out of control. Billionaire pedophiles control everything. Minority rights are significantly backsliding. Gaping hole where the east wing used to be.
To fix this we should:
A. Paint the fucking pool blue.
B. Throw a UFC fight in the lawn.
C. Dance like no one’s watching to the YMCA.
This three point plan to save the country shows you could have a bright future in politics when you become a billionaire
Unfortunately, a lot of Americans are more upset about the ballroom and the blue pool than they are the genocides and pedophilia.
Not all of us, but, definitely most Americans absolutely deserve the Century of Humiliation that is about to occur here. Whatever happens to us, the world (and likely China) will be too kind in comparison to what we deserve.
Don’t forget: D) Build an opulent Ballroom, it’s a national security emergency.
“Those who make peaceful change impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.” -JFK
Dancing? I thought that was jacking off two baby giraffes.
YMCA? I think you mean the “Trump giving handjobs” song. :)
OH GOD NO