

Gas is almost $5 nationally. U.S. is committing war crimes indiscriminately. Iran war spiraling out of control. Billionaire pedophiles control everything. Minority rights are significantly backsliding. Gaping hole where the east wing used to be.
To fix this we should:
A. Paint the fucking pool blue.
B. Throw a UFC fight in the lawn.
C. Dance like no one’s watching to the YMCA.


That is a sacrifice we are willing to make.
-Microsoft