Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoApparently they are actually for birds???lemmy.worldimagemessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1545arrow-down118
arrow-up1527arrow-down1imageApparently they are actually for birds???lemmy.worldChippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square36linkfedilink
minus-squarecub Gucci@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up58·5 days agoAre they? Thought bird dicks are smaller
minus-squareGodort@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·5 days agoBig Bird has a predator’s front facing eyes, and a massive form which must require a lot of calories to run. Do you think his species is an ambush predator like a puma, a persistence predator like a human, or does he go for volume like an orca?
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 days agoNobody sees him eating other muppets, so 100% ambush predator. No one knows what happens when the lights go off on Sesame Street. I assume it’s like My Friendly Neighbourhood, and Big Bird is the apex predator. Sometimes muppets just… vanish.
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoBig Bird does establish when meeting Mr. Rogers that he likes foot races.
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoI bet he chases his prey down and uses his giant feet to pin em down and pecks em clean.
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 days agoHey man, all ducks are beautiful. *disclaimer: I do NOT want to see your duck. Do not DM me your …. Oh no, I think I bollocksed this comment, haven’t I.
Are they? Thought bird dicks are smaller
Big Bird has a predator’s front facing eyes, and a massive form which must require a lot of calories to run.
Do you think his species is an ambush predator like a puma, a persistence predator like a human, or does he go for volume like an orca?
Nobody sees him eating other muppets, so 100% ambush predator.
No one knows what happens when the lights go off on Sesame Street.
I assume it’s like My Friendly Neighbourhood, and Big Bird is the apex predator. Sometimes muppets just… vanish.
Big Bird does establish when meeting Mr. Rogers that he likes foot races.
I bet he chases his prey down and uses his giant feet to pin em down and pecks em clean.
Go back to horny jail
Hey man, all ducks are beautiful.
*disclaimer: I do NOT want to see your duck. Do not DM me your ….
Oh no, I think I bollocksed this comment, haven’t I.