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minus-squareU7826391786239@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days ago“doc, i have a pain in my lower back when i get up in the morning” “sounds like you touch yourself. do you?” “um…” “that explains it. stop sinning, eat these cornflakes and call me in the morning” “sounds legit”
minus-squareCorvidae@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoJH Kellogg was a physician, so his view came with that stamp of medical authority.
minus-squareU7826391786239@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoi wonder what med school course it is where they learned that jesus hates you if you burp the worm
“doc, i have a pain in my lower back when i get up in the morning”
“sounds like you touch yourself. do you?”
“um…”
“that explains it. stop sinning, eat these cornflakes and call me in the morning”
“sounds legit”
JH Kellogg was a physician, so his view came with that stamp of medical authority.
i wonder what med school course it is where they learned that jesus hates you if you burp the worm