I hope he dies soon.
Or RFK-style brainworms from eating a raccoon dick.
or cordyceps fungus slowly zombifying him. With any luck he’ll be climbing the white house by the end of the week to bloom so a bird eats him.
He’s already been zombified with his dementia.
Trump healthy? u decideLooks like zombie pics
That ear is in pinnacle condition though. Must be what they’re referring to when they talk about his health. Not a blemish in sight.
Or the divot in the neck!
Ah, didn’t catch that. I thought it was pointing out the lack of bullet scars on the ear.
Weekend at bernies
The evil fat orange man archetype.
Lynch really made the Harkonnens appropriately horrific, better than the new movies in this and some other aspects IMO.
Is that a young Gordon Ramsay in the back?
Pretty sure that’s a young Nathan Fillion
That would be a remarkably old looking 13 year old if that was the case. Fillion was born in 71 and this movie came out in 84.
Or it was sarcasm in which case I ate it.
Lol sarcasm, shitpost, same difference ;)
I thought it looked like Nathan Fillion
Edit: I should read the comments before I post 🤪
If you look at the report they published Trump is listed as being 0.3 BMI points away from counting as obese which is hilariously convenient. On his blood analysis they even put his cholesterol levels as being normal when he’s an obese 80 year old that barely exercises.
Cholesterol could be ok, it’s about 90% genetic.
Even if he had genetics on his side, his cholesterol would be sky high.
No, My dad was over 280, mid 70s, lived off of fried chicken sandwiches and subway. Had normal cholesterol…
He’s not obese, he’s morbidly obese, even by US standards constantly being changed.
Barely exercises? He plays golf daily!
Driving that golf cart all the way onto the green surely burns many calories.
That seems like a completely normal amount of medical specialsts needed for a routine checkup.
/s btw
Is it routine to have checkups like every month and a half?
Next time I go in for my physical I’m gonna ask where my other 21 physicians are.
Whatever he’s got, I hope it’s really painful.
Let’s see here, I got the list… Dr. Lao, Dr. West, Dr. Caligari, Dr. Kimble, Dr. Venkman, Dr. Moreau, Dr. Lecter, Dr. Jeckyl, Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Giggles, Doctor Sleep, Doctor Who, Doctor Strange, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Dre, Dr. Zoidberg, Doc Holiday, Doc Savage, Dr. No, aaaaannnnd… Dr. Evil.
Seems legit. I think he’s probably fine.
No Dr. Horrible? =(
What about that doctor Bugs Bunny is always greeting?
Dr. Venture
He needs to see Dr. Kevorkian, too bad he died.
Dr. Rockso
Dr Nick Riviera. “…the red thing’s connected to my - wristwatch. Uh oh”
" if you die…you don’t pay!"
That’s serious commitment.
HI DR. NICK!
I’m pretty sure it was just Dr. Pepper, but one of the flavors couldn’t make it.
Dr. Oz?! lol
Dr. Venture is the one who concerns me the most.
The show is (was?) called Doctor Who. The character is just The Doctor.
But then there’s that whole exchange from World Enough and Time that ends with this:
DOCTOR: Please, listen to me. Look at me. Go on, look at me. That’s good. That’s very, very good. Now, do you see this mad woman sitting in this chair? Her name isn’t Doctor Who. My name is Doctor Who.
NARDOLE: It isn’t, is it?
DOCTOR: I like it.
I know they’re doing a bit, but I think it provides adequate cover for proper geeks to nevertheless use the expression when it’ll provide shorthand clarity.
I thought it said "Trump assassinated… "
Wishful thinking 😉
That’s a lot of gynecologists.
Need some for the neckgina.
22 specialists just for checkups. It must be nice to get that kind of medical care in America. Especially for free.
Even if it was free to us plebs, having 22 specialists look at you for a “regular checkup” wouldn’t primarily be an indication of how great the medical system was.
If Ole’ Poopypants croaks, they might have to give more medical care to poor people, which is why they’ll keep him alive at all costs.
lol.
lmfao even.
Roflwaffle perhaps
Roflmafaoatcrstd!
22??
Try not to get any more doctors on the way to the parking lot!
Hey you get back here!
He’s just that healthy!
They’re doing studies to see how he’s able to be so healthy.
Nobody wants their name and medical career attached to this bloated walking corpse.
