gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days agongl kinda hoping people start arguing over thissh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square90linkfedilinkarrow-up1208arrow-down111
arrow-up1197arrow-down1imagengl kinda hoping people start arguing over thissh.itjust.worksgigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square90linkfedilink
minus-squareBonje@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·7 days agoNah, see, that’s baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end. There are two types of people in this world: Those who have a bidet. And the bidet-less.
minus-squarerecursivethinking@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 days agoWait. How are you guys drying your butts after the bidet? Are we not supposed to be using toilet paper? (asking for a friend)
minus-squarewabafee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·7 days agoSome people let it dry naturally from rubbing the underwear. Though could probably be hard if you have hairy ass or in a cold climate.
minus-squareJustifier@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 days agoThe blower built into the bidet The better question is what are you checking to make sure it’s all clean with
minus-squared5273@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoIdk, I can get behind (more like over) a bidet, but a butt blower seems unsanitary and stinky.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·7 days agoMy bidet is powerful enough that it gives you a mild enema if you get it just right. I don’t need to check.
minus-squarecmbabul@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoSo does mine but I still check with at least one wipe every time, occasionally I need to hit it again
minus-squareSirSamuel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoI have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions
minus-squared5273@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoGet some fiber thru ya! Beware of diverticulitis, mortar maker.
minus-squareantsu@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 days agoAnd in the first group there’s a special VIP area for those who have a Japanese-style bidet.
Nah, see, that’s baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.
There are two types of people in this world:
Wait. How are you guys drying your butts after the bidet? Are we not supposed to be using toilet paper? (asking for a friend)
Some people let it dry naturally from rubbing the underwear. Though could probably be hard if you have hairy ass or in a cold climate.
The blower built into the bidet
The better question is what are you checking to make sure it’s all clean with
Idk, I can get behind (more like over) a bidet, but a butt blower seems unsanitary and stinky.
My bidet is powerful enough that it gives you a mild enema if you get it just right. I don’t need to check.
So does mine but I still check with at least one wipe every time, occasionally I need to hit it again
I have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole
Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions
Get some fiber thru ya! Beware of diverticulitis, mortar maker.
And in the first group there’s a special VIP area for those who have a Japanese-style bidet.