• PugJesus@piefed.socialOPM
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    7 days ago

    “Rotate until two dogs are wearied.”

    Truly a brave new age we are entering in the 17th century of Our Lord, Jesus Christ 😭🙏

    Also, dogs ask less in wages, usually. Important for inns that need to be spinning meat near every day!

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      Meanwhile in 16th century Ottoman Egypt:

      You spin me kebab right round, right round,

      With a steam engine baby right round round round

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        “Get the steam jack out, we have a revolving meat industry to revolutionize” - Some Ottoman engineer