A Nasa scientist has delivered a stern warning for male astronauts – absolutely do not masturbate in space.People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity. The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.As it turn...
Listen.
The shit that went down with Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore with the Boeing Starliner incident was written like a NASA fanfic.
Stranded for 10 months alone on the ISS? I hope they used protection lmao
epilogue
“Let’s just retire after all this so things aren’t weird.”
I love your telling of the story but there is one very inconvenient detail.
They definitely weren’t alone on the ISS, there was a full complement of crew from both Dragon and Soyuz in the station with them