Trump was feared to be a target for Iranian agents during his 2024 presidential campaign, a status he says has only ramped up after bombing much of the country
My preference is that he dies peacefully in his sleep at the start of a long televised meeting. He falls asleep so often and shits his pants enough that no one would notice or dare speak up that he might have died. By the time the meeting is over he will be far beyond resuscitation. Then we just have to endure the few years of his most ardent supporters demanding investigations into who poisoned him.
When he said he was going to give a long rambling speech on the 4th of July in dangerous heat… I held my breath hoping
Is there something about being an evil fuck that makes you live forever. Steve Irwin dies tragically young, grandpa Hitler over here can scream in a sauna about how evil immigrants are for 2 hours with no ill effect.
Most of us know that’ll just throw fuel on the fire.
The best would be him publicly dying of natural causes.
My preference is that he dies peacefully in his sleep at the start of a long televised meeting. He falls asleep so often and shits his pants enough that no one would notice or dare speak up that he might have died. By the time the meeting is over he will be far beyond resuscitation. Then we just have to endure the few years of his most ardent supporters demanding investigations into who poisoned him.
When he said he was going to give a long rambling speech on the 4th of July in dangerous heat… I held my breath hoping
Is there something about being an evil fuck that makes you live forever. Steve Irwin dies tragically young, grandpa Hitler over here can scream in a sauna about how evil immigrants are for 2 hours with no ill effect.
I think a public offering would be preferred. Feed him to some pigs after, and film it all.