I mean, he was married to a Taiwanese woman who immigrated at 8; he might have spoken some Mandarin while he was still alive even if you don’t count his benefactors.
Shit, I don’t know which of us got it worse. You being haunted by Temu Ted Cruz, Chip Roy, or me with my mispronunciation that summoned Rahm Emmanuel. Just what I needed in my life: another fucking Zionist…
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It’s the “last words in Mandarin” that give up the game.
I mean, he was married to a Taiwanese woman who immigrated at 8; he might have spoken some Mandarin while he was still alive even if you don’t count his benefactors.
But it would be very unusual for someone to speak their dying words in something other than their native language.
I need to memorize some ancient Sumerian, and then prepare for one last great prank…
Come closer children, and hear my final words:
CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
Teddy Roosevelt’s wax figure starts hitting on a still-groggy Pocahontas
aw fuck. i mispronounced and got the curse of Roy
Shit, I don’t know which of us got it worse. You being haunted by Temu Ted Cruz, Chip Roy, or me with my mispronunciation that summoned Rahm Emmanuel. Just what I needed in my life: another fucking Zionist…
lololol