• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    2 days ago

    Instead of having to contemplate about fucking some poor, deceased deer…how about I dress up as a deer, and you all fuck me instead?

    It’s more ethical that way.

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      2 days ago

      Do you have a plan to accurately replicate the aroma and muscular tension of roadkussy with early rigormortus?

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        “Said her name was Bambi and I said, “Well that’s a coincidence darlin’, ‘cause I was just thinkin’ about skinnin’ you like a deer.” Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask As I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it’s hard to hide a hard-on when you’re dressed like Minnie Pearl.”

        -Ballad from the late 20th century