“Said her name was Bambi and I said, “Well that’s a coincidence darlin’,
‘cause I was just thinkin’ about skinnin’ you like a deer.”
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it’s hard to hide a hard-on when you’re dressed like Minnie Pearl.”
Instead of having to contemplate about fucking some poor, deceased deer…how about I dress up as a deer, and you all fuck me instead?
It’s more ethical that way.
Do you have a plan to accurately replicate the aroma and muscular tension of roadkussy with early rigormortus?
I already got the aroma of roadkill down 👍
Why does “roadkill roleplay” somehow manage to sound worse than actually fucking roadkill…
“Said her name was Bambi and I said, “Well that’s a coincidence darlin’, ‘cause I was just thinkin’ about skinnin’ you like a deer.” Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask As I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it’s hard to hide a hard-on when you’re dressed like Minnie Pearl.”
-Ballad from the late 20th century
Because I’m an ex /r CursedComments regular.