Crushing it my guy
Can we mass produce those submarines? They only have to reach a few thousand metres of depth once, so it should be easier.
A chain with an iron ball would be far cheaper tbh.
But it’s more elegant if you get them to get in voluntarily. Just tell them it’s something the poors cannot do.
We could bring back the elegance and pageantry of casting them off a cliff as tribute to Poseidon. Maybe ask him to cool down oceanic temperatures a little bit? Could actually work. Not because Poseidon is real, but because we’re eliminating some of the top contributors to climate change.
I like your logic.
Why not hemp rope and a rock then?
This doesn’t have to last forever. Maybe five minutes tops. Some cinder blocks and rope will be fine.
Huh “submarine” rhymes with “guillotine” I just noticed
Did you hear the one about the billionaire who tried to put a screen door on a guillotine?
Replace “The Rich” with “Oligarchs”, slap this on a t-shirt, and I’m in.
If the good person deep inside you never comes out, what does it matter?
