OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoXbox live days were wildlemmy.worldimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1432arrow-down14
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minus-squareunknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 days agoRule 1: your mother is the biggest object known to mankind. Rule 2: despite that, everyone has had intercourse with her.
minus-squareAbyssian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 days agoIt’s hard not to have intercourse with your mom when she’s so large we’re all inside of her right now.
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI thought she was one of the 4 elephants.
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoNah, that’s his sisters. Mums the turtle
Rule 1: your mother is the biggest object known to mankind.
Rule 2: despite that, everyone has had intercourse with her.
It’s hard not to have intercourse with your mom when she’s so large we’re all inside of her right now.
It seems your mother has vored us all
I thought she was one of the 4 elephants.
Nah, that’s his sisters. Mums the turtle